Donald
Trump won yesterday’s Republican primaries in Florida, Illinois, and North
Carolina. Trump did especially well with white males, Caucasian men, and
non-women of no color. –Seth Meyers
While
announcing last night that he is dropping out, Marco Rubio told supporters, “We
should have seen this coming.” If it makes you feel any better, Marco, we did.
–Seth Meyers
President
Obama announced today that he is nominating Washington, D.C. Circuit Court
Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. “I can’t win anything this week!”
screamed JoJo from The Bachelor. –Seth Meyers
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