Just ask any of his three wives

Trump's explanation for keeping Lewandowski on staff is that he's a loyal person. And Trump IS a loyal person. Just ask any of his three wives. –James Corden

All the candidates who promised to support the Republican nominee no matter who it was now say they might not. Back in September they all signed a pledge to support the eventual Republican nominee, but that was when no one thought the nominee would be Donald Trump.—Jimmy Kimmel

I feel like if you're naming your baby after a movie character, maybe you're not ready to have a baby. The good news is "Star Wars" fans are finally having sex. –Jimmy Kimmel