Sometimes
we like to count how often a politician blinks while giving a speech. But with
Ben Carson, it's actually a lot more fun to count how many times he even opens
his eyes. –Jimmy Fallon
Today,
Dr. Ben Carson dropped out of the presidential race after a dismal and
ineffective campaign. He said, "The good news is, I’m ready to operate on
your baby’s brain again!" –Conan O’Brien
Last
night, Marco Rubio won his first state with a victory in the Minnesota primary.
It was such a big night, Rubio’s parents let him stay up and watch the returns
come in. –Conan O’Brien
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