Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Or the short form. No judgment.

The NYPD has announced they'll no longer arrest people for petty crimes like littering, public drinking, and urination. Which means one thing -- Times Square is back, baby! –Stephen Colbert
I'm a little concerned about the timing. Is it wise to lift restrictions on public drinking and urination the week before St. Patrick's Day? To all my viewers in New York, please seek high ground and start piling sand bags. –Stephen Colbert
But Donald, the issue is out there, and the people have the right to know the size of your "Executive Branch." So I'm calling on you to release the long form. Or the short form. No judgment. –Stephen Colbert

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