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Friday, March 11, 2016

all the way to a resounding last place



One state Trump did not win last night is Idaho, which could be partly due to the fact that the endorsement of Idaho's Gov. Butch Otter went instead to John Kasich, and that endorsement worked. It propelled John Kasich all the way to a resounding last place. –James Corden
No wonder Kasich lost. If someone named Butch Otter endorses a presidential candidate, nobody cares. If somebody named Butch Otter endorses a jug band, now I'm listening. –James Corden
Trump held a press conference at his golf club in Jupiter, Florida, last night where he defended himself against charges that he isn't "presidential." He does everything better than anybody. If he was running for queen, he would be the queenliest queen. –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump keeps showing his steaks. I'm pretty sure it's the first campaign speech I've ever seen given next to a pile of unrefrigerated beef. –Jimmy Kimmel


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