I’m thrilled

Donald Trump said he’s "not happy" about being compared to Hitler. He said, "I’m thrilled." –Conan O’Brien

Sunday night was the series finale of "Downton Abbey." But don’t worry, if you still want to hear a bunch of rich white people talking like it’s the 1920s, tune in to the next Republican debate. –Conan O’Brien

ABC announced that the "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" will now feature a more diverse cast. They’re going to add a contestant who has read a book. –Conan O’Brien