Amazon
just filed a patent for technology that allows customers to “pay by selfie,”
where customers can verify purchases by taking a selfie. In related news, the
Kardashians just went bankrupt. –Jimmy Fallon
Here
in LA we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a little differently than the rest of the
places. We don't have pots of gold, we have pots of pot here. We call them
medical marijuana dispensaries. –Jimmy Kimmel
It
was reported yesterday that an op-ed written by Donald Trump seems to have been
blatantly plagiarized from an article written by Dr. Ben Carson days before.
People first became suspicious when Trump’s op-ed began, “As a black doctor…”
--Seth Meyers
A
doctor in the U.K. yesterday admitted misconduct charges after he accidentally
performed a vasectomy on the wrong patient. Apparently, the patient was pretty
upset when she woke up. --Seth Meyers
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