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Thursday, September 30, 2021
Sarah Vaughan - I Remember You - Brasil 1975
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Billie Holiday - It's Easy To Remember - Lady In Satin - 1958
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Duke Ellington - Comme Çi Comme Ça - 1962
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Carmen McRae - Where Would You Be Without Me - Live
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Aretha Franklin - Good To Me as I Am To You (1968)
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Nina Simone - Isn't It A Pity
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The Beatles - Help! [Blackpool Night Out, ABC Theatre, Blackpool, 1965]
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Little Milton - Feel So Bad
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Saagar Enjeti: Fake 'Millennial' Media Company EXPOSED Revealing Independent Media Future
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Jaguars vs. Bengals Week 4 Highlights | NFL 2021
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Aretha Franklin - Satisfaction Live Amsterdam (1968)
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CREAM Crossroads (1968)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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The Beatles - Revolution
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Russell Brand: Whaaaat?!! The CIA Plotted To MURDER Julian Assange!!
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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New Evidence of FBI Involvement in the 1/6 Protest -- With Darren Beattie
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Hunter Biden Emails REVEAL Offer To UNFREEZE $30B In Libyan Assets
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The Secret Numbers Behind The Military Industrial Complex
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Are you kidding me? What do I gotta do? (I'm not opening that)
July 2013
"Poor Anthony Wiener. His campaign has hit a snag. The first survey since his recent scandal found he is now in second place in the race for New York City mayor. He said it's a minor setback, while the guy in third said, 'Are you kidding me? What do I gotta do?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Weiner is in second place. He is no longer in the lead. And it gets worse when you hear the guy in first place is Carlos Danger." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama's got a big retreat coming up. He invited all his Cabinet members to Camp David. Unfortunately, Joe Biden couldn't make the retreat because he's in Asia. That's because Obama told him the retreat was in Asia." –Jimmy Fallon
"It's been a rough week for Anthony Weiner. His campaign manager in the race for mayor just quit because of Weiner's newest scandal. And it's tough finding a replacement because every time he emails someone, they're like, 'I'm not opening that.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"This new sexting scandal was too much, so his campaign manager called it quits. Weiner was like, 'What kind of person quits because of something like that?' Then voters said, 'Ideally? You.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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I mean, 148 years later this guy still can't get any security (three espresso shots & a vigorous slap)
July 2013
"Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. They're called campaign promises." –Jay Leno
"The head of the TSA said beginning later this year people can pay an $85 fee that will allow them to go through the airport line very quickly with minimal checking. Or as terrorists call that, money well spent." –Jay Leno
"The Lincoln Memorial was vandalized last night. Somebody snuck in the Lincoln Memorial and threw green paint all over Lincoln. How is that even possible? I mean, 148 years later this guy still can't get any security? Come on." –Jay Leno
"The Vatican announced that the late Pope John Paul II will become a saint after they approve a miracle where he cured a woman of severe brain injury, which is pretty impressive. Not as impressive, though, as the miracle of Anthony Weiner still being married, but that's impressive." –Jay Leno
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Republicans love it because it just sits there and does nothing (naked and unable to stand)
July 2013
"The New York Times says Weiner should pull out. The Daily News, the New York Post, they've all said drop out. USA Today wants to know how he put that hole in their pie chart." –Bill Maher
"This guy has sent so many dick pics, yesterday he was at the Apple store and the guy said to him, 'You know you can also make calls on this thing.'" –Bill Maher
"Some jackass vandalized the Lincoln Memorial. Who hates the Lincoln Memorial? Democrats love it because it honors the man who freed the slaves. And Republicans love it because it just sits there and does nothing." –Bill Maher
"Bill O'Reilly said, 'I am dealing with reality. I am like Paul Revere.' Here's how Bill O'Reilly is like Paul Revere: when he rides past you, you see a horse's ass." –Bill Maher
"New Rule: If Anthony Weiner can come up with a totally badass name like 'Carlos Danger' just to masturbate, how come the best Tom Cruise could do was 'Jack Reacher'? The guy in the action movie should be 'Carlos Danger.' The guy touching himself should be Jack Reacher." –Bill Maher
"New Rule: Stop asking if the new royal baby is more like William or more like Kate. He's more like Uncle Harry - naked and unable to stand." –Bill Maher
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger's birth certificate (Dude, put some clothes on)
July 2013
"Anthony Weiner has been on the Internet having obscene chats, and he uses the name Carlos Danger. When Donald Trump heard about it, Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger's birth certificate." –David Letterman
"Another tough day for New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Or as we know him now, 'Carlos Danger.' I'm no prude, but I think texting obscene pictures crosses the line. Even Geraldo Rivera was like, 'Dude, put some clothes on.'" –Craig Ferguson
"I'm conflicted about Anthony Weiner. On one hand, after the pain he caused his family I think he should drop out of the race. On the other hand, his staying makes my job even easier." –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. It was actually longer than his last State of the Union address – though it should be noted that he opened with 20 minutes of Anthony Weiner jokes." –Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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So for now, we just address him as 'Boy George.' (You'll never have to work a day in your life)
July 2013
"Taylor Swift canceled a radio contest to meet her biggest fan when it turned out her biggest fan was a man nearly twice her age. Nothing's working out for Anthony Weiner these days." –Conan O'Brien
"The royal baby finally has a name. It took a few days but they named him Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. The parents said they wanted a name that reflects his country's great history and gets him beaten up at school every day." –Conan O'Brien
"Queen Elizabeth met the royal baby yesterday. The baby cried, so Queen Elizabeth explained, 'You'll never have to work a day in your life.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The royal baby has a name now: George Alexander Louis. George is not the king yet. So for now, we just address him as 'Boy George.'" –Craig Ferguson
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MLB The Show: Jackson Generals vs Erie Seawolves (Hulse Strikes Out 22!)
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
If he wants closure he should start with his zipper (Finally, a politician who keeps his promises!)
July 2013
"Yes, even after the sexting scandal that ended Anthony Weiner’s congressional career. It turns out he learned nothing. Has this man never heard of SnapChat? Your dong shots disappear seconds after you send them…I have been told." –Stephen Colbert
"Before we begin the show, I want to ask everyone to turn off their cellphones. It has nothing to do with our program. We just want to protect you from Anthony Weiner. He may try to send you a text." –Jay Leno
"Anthony Weiner has been caught in yet another sexting scandal. At the beginning of this campaign he said that other texts and photos were likely to come out. Well, they have. Finally, a politician who keeps his promises!" –Jay Leno
"Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper." –Jay Leno
"The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you'd be able to keep your doctor, and now they're saying you 'might' be able to. Today Obama changed his slogan from 'Yes we can' to 'Perhaps we could try. Can't promise anything.'" –Jay Leno
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Jimmy Dore: Greenwald Targeted by CIA!
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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The show tonight may run a little longer than usual (Carlos Danger, Gaucho of Love)
July 2013
"The show tonight may run a little longer than usual, and I'll tell you why. We have about 300 Anthony Weiner jokes to get through." –David Letterman
"Let me just say this: You know that your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying 'I told you there would be more lewd photos.'" –David Letterman
"Weiner says he won't drop out of the race so that means by day he'll be Mr. Mayor, and by night he'll be 'Carlos Danger, Gaucho of Love.'" –David Letterman
"Carlos Danger — isn't that the guy from the Dos Equis commercials?" –David Letterman
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
MLB The Show: S12 Arizona Diamondbacks G 98-110
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Yes, William and Kate, we'll definitely set up a play date (My work here is done)
July 2013
"There's a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name 'Carlos Danger.' Which is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner." –Jimmy Fallon
"It was revealed that Anthony Weiner sent nude pictures of himself to this woman using a 'Carlos Danger' Yahoo email address. His wife was shocked. She said, 'You still use Yahoo?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The past 24 hours have been so exciting for my wife and I, and we haven't had a chance to respond to everyone's calls and messages, but let me just say, 'Yes, William and Kate, we'll definitely set up a play date.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Everybody is still talking about the other baby, the royal baby. In fact, I saw that President Obama released a statement congratulating Prince William and Kate Middleton on the birth of their son. Then he said, 'And whatever you do – hang on to that birth certificate.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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How do we get this kid to move to Detroit? (Those things come in handy)
July 2013
"At the press conference today, Anthony Weiner’s wife said she will stand by her husband. Especially when he goes on the computer." –Conan O'Brien
"The royal baby has been born. The royal baby was officially welcomed with a 62-gun salute. Because if there's one thing babies love, it's the sound of repeated artillery fire." –Conan O'Brien
"Experts are predicting that the royal baby could pump $380 million into the British economy. So the question is: How do we get this kid to move to Detroit?" –Conan O'Brien
"President Obama has issued a statement about the royal baby. He told him to hang on to the birth certificate. Those things come in handy." –Conan O'Brien
"The royal baby is set to inherit $1 billion. In fact, he's so rich that he's already dating a girl half his age." –Conan O'Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Don't You Dare Tell Me How To Freedom (I will be king, Father)
July 2013
"Anthony Weiner released a statement today saying this behavior is behind me. Then he added, if you want to see more of what's behind me, I'll text you a photograph." –Craig Ferguson
"Today we got our first look at the royal baby. The crowd outside the hospital was very respectful. You could actually hear the baby say, 'Fetch me some milk' and 'I will be king, Father.'" –Craig Ferguson
"Mayoral candidate Anthony Wiener had more photographs released from his sexting scandal. New Yorkers were so shocked that Eliot Spitzer fell off his hooker." –Craig Ferguson
"New Yorkers were so shocked that the thing on Trump's head fainted." –Craig Ferguson
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Biden Thinks He's LBJ, FDR As Presidency COLLAPSES
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Jimmy Dore: Russell Brand "Canceled" For Telling Truth About RussiaGate & Hillary!
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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Arizona Dems Vote NO CONFIDENCE In CENSURE Of Kyrsten Sinema
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
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America’s already scheduled a plague Armageddon (Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch)
September 2021
“There is a potential for a government shutdown looming. It would be what one economist called ‘financial Armageddon.’ That’s bad news and even worse timing, because America’s already scheduled a plague Armageddon, a climate Armageddon and a democracy Armageddon.” — Stephen Colbert
“Yes, for one magical vote a year, senators leave the mortal world behind and enter an enchanted land of reconciliation. [singing to the tune of ‘Pure Imagination’ from ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’] Come with me, and you’ll be / In a world of reconciliation / It’s our sole remedy / Except for pure intoxication.” —Stephen Colbert
“Reconciliation is a phantasmagorical place of legislative wonder, where anything can happen. Who knows — maybe even something!” —Stephen Colbert
“Congress — that’s the only workplace less productive than Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch.” —Trevor Noah
“Republicans aren’t making it any easier, of course. They’ve already deployed their go-to weapon that always stops the Democrats from getting things done: other Democrats.” —James Corden
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