a gun wearing a cowboy hat

Donald Trump won yesterday’s Arizona Republican primary with almost 50 percent of the vote. He narrowly beat the second-place finisher, a gun wearing a cowboy hat. –Seth Meyers

The maker of M&Ms has announced it will start labeling its candies that contain genetically modified ingredients. The candies will be labeled “M” for “Modified,” or “M” for “Made Naturally.” –Seth Meyers

New Jersey police recently arrested a man for bringing a doughnut filled with Xanax pills to a local high school student. Officials first became suspicious when an adult man showed up to a high school to deliver a single doughnut. –Seth Meyers