The
big win for Trump was in Marco Rubio's home state of Florida. Rubio won one
county in his home state, Miami. That was thanks to a last-minute endorsement
from the sound machine. –Jimmy Kimmel
A
disappointing finish for Marco Rubio. A man who fueled his campaign with all
the fire and spontaneity of Vicki the robot from "Small Wonder."
–Jimmy Kimmel
Meanwhile,
our future president, Kanye West, has a new creative mission. Kanye tweeted to
the owner of the L.A. Clippers asking if he could redesign the Clippers'
mascot. If he designs mascots the way he names albums we'll see three or four
new mascots every week. Or maybe instead of letting Kanye redesign the mascot,
they could make Kanye himself the Clippers mascot. –Jimmy Kimmel
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