idiocracy23: 2026

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Trump PANICS As MAGA Experiences CATASTROPHIC COLLAPSE In Midterm Polls!! | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

LBC: ‘They pledged fealty to Donald Trump!’ | Simon Marks on CBS crisis

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Radioactive Kids - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (2014)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Muddy Waters - Muddy Waters 100 (Full album)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine (Old Grey Whistle Test, 1972)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Guided By Voices Hold On Hope (1999)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Why Israel and America Fear Iran’s Next Move PROF JIANG XUEQIN

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Shins - New Slang (2001)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Beastie Boys: Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over (1987)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Split Enz - One Step Ahead (1980)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cool! Now she's just one historic tax cut away from a bus pass! (They are publicly buying democracy)

Paul Ryan was instrumental in getting the Republican tax cut passed last year, and on Saturday he was in a bragging mood, tweeting, "A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week. She said that will more than cover her Costco membership for the year." Cool! Now she's just one historic tax cut away from a bus pass! --Stephen Colbert

"To all the worrywarts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy." –Stephen Colbert

For the first time ever, President Trump indicated that he is open to a path to citizenship for Dreamers. Finally, a way for immigrants to become citizens without having to marry Donald Trump. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

and it’s not even in the top 10 most embarrassing things to happen to you this week (extreme intelligence is not a medical term)

Things haven’t been going well for the president. Trump’s approval ratings have slipped to an all-time low, a judge ruled that Trump’s name had to be removed from the Kennedy Center and several artists are dropping out of Trump’s “state fair”. Imagine how badly things have to be going that the real Milli Vanilli publicly rejected you, and it’s not even in the top 10 most embarrassing things to happen to you this week. —Seth Meyers

Trump has been bragging about acing 4 straight “IQ” tests. First of all, it’s a dementia test, not an IQ test. Second, ‘extreme intelligence’ is not a medical term. —Seth Meyers

“This is the fundamental problem that Trump has faced his entire life. He brags about stuff that you wouldn’t have to brag about if the thing was actually true. You wouldn’t have to constantly insist to people that that you’re a big-brained genius if you actually were a genius. If everyone was walking around with affordable healthcare, cheap groceries and $2 gas, you could just sit back and spend the day picking drapes for your ballroom and applying concealer to your fucked-up Frankenstein hand. The president is using his office to enrich himself and his family, put his face on monuments and money, and set up a slush fund for his criminal supporters, all while waging a disastrous war that has made life harder for working Americans. There are lots of words you could use to describe it: ‘corrupt’, ‘incompetent’, ‘immoral’. But at the end of the day, there’s only one word that works best, and that’s the word ‘dumb’. —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row (an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills)

Last week, President Trump announced the Great American State Fair, a lavish musical event to celebrate America’s 250th birthday with performers including Martina McBride, Morris Day and the Time, the Commodores, Milli Vanilli and Poison’s Bret Michaels – all who have since dropped out. It was as if they’d been booked on a hantavirus cruise. On Truth Social, Trump responded by saying that he is thinking about replacing artists who are getting the “yips” by installing himself as headliner. The only artists who did not back out were Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice, who now need to find another way to make 80 bucks a night. Instead of music, the entertainment will be an 80-year-old man yelling about windmills. Windmilli Vanilli will be taking the stage. —Jimmy Kimmel

Trump also took time to brag about the results of his latest physical, commenting that he “scored 30 out of 30” on a four consecutive cognitive tests, proving “extreme intelligence” and that he is smarter than all past US presidents. That’s right. No president in the history of this country has ever had to have his brain examined this many times in a row. —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I only date bodybuilders (she switched out her torch with a bowling ball)

Kamala Harris released her annual Pride Month message and she plans on celebrating all month by not seeing straight. How's that any different? —Greg Gutfeld

To celebrate Pride Month, the Empire State Building is illuminated in rainbow colors. Not to be outdone, the Statue of Liberty traded her robes for a nice flannel and switched out her torch with a bowling ball. —Greg Gutfeld

Scientists are working on three different vaccines for Ebola as the virus rages in Africa. These medicines are no different than the COVID vaccine, which stops the disease from spreading by killing you with a heart attack. I don't know if that's true. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Other than that, I had a great weekend in Miami (home wreckers)

A man was arrested for exposing himself outside a Florida Taco Bell. Other than that, I had a great weekend in Miami. —Greg Gutfeld

Hillary Clinton re recently complained about all the White House construction for the upcoming UFC event. I guess she's really sensitive about home wreckers. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wow, I'm glad I'm not Joe Biden (In her defense, she was trying to beat the icy grip of death)

So, in her new memoir, Jill Biden says that when Joe was in the White House, he watched Fox News. And he would often turn to her and say, "Wow, I'm glad I'm not Joe Biden.” —Greg Gutfeld

Dr. Jill also claims that Kamala Harris demanded Joe endorse her 20 minutes after he decided to step down. In her defense, she was trying to beat the icy grip of death. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Julius King I Want A Slice Of Your Puddin' (1952)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Beale Street Rounders I'm Sittin' On Top Of The World (1930)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Charlie Kyle Monkey Man Blues (1928)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bernard Hardison Too Much (1954)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bombs Rain Down On Israeli Cities; Netanyahu Declares A State Of Emergency. | John Mearsheimer

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Rachel Blevins: IRAN STRIKES U.S. BASES IN KUWAIT, BAHRAIN | Col. Macgregor

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Once you start working for them, a criminal record will be provided for you (It’s like sexual harassment, only republicans take it seriously)

Trump is filling dozens of positions on his communications team. And they are interviewing candidates as we speak. The campaign does say that it doesn’t want anyone with a criminal record. Once you start working for them, a criminal record will be provided for you. --Stephen Colbert

For the first time ever, Donald Trump indicated that he is open to a path to citizenship for Dreamers. Finally, a way for immigrants to become citizens without having to marry Donald Trump. --Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump has a new phrase for all the possible upcoming investigations into his administration. Trump calls it “Presidential Harassment.” It’s like sexual harassment, only republicans take it seriously. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

but then everybody freaks out when I drink tequila at 8:00 a.m. (We know he loves making fun of people’s handicaps!)

A job on Trump’s re-election campaign can’t be easy. It’s like being a mall Santa. Remember, it’s only temporary, it’s completely degrading, and you are constantly getting demands from a child. --Stephen Colbert

We know the president has been to the golf course six times, but for some reason, his aides would not confirm that Trump played golf each time he went to the golf course. Sure, he could be on the course for any reason. We know he loves making fun of people’s handicaps! –Stephen Colbert

Everyone says “The early bird gets the worm,” but then everybody freaks out when I drink tequila at 8:00 a.m. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That’s two more than Hillary campaigned in (You know she’s just going to blow it on ‘Nip)

Yesterday 16 states sued the president over his emergency declaration to build a border wall. 16 states. That’s two more than Hillary campaigned in. --Stephen Colbert

After the death of Karl Lagerfeld, his internet famous cat, Choupette is set to inherit Lagerfeld’s $150 Million Pound fortune. It’s so irresponsible to give a cat that much money. You know she’s just going to blow it on ‘Nip. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Open House Today: You Will Be Murdered (I'm going to say, about $130,000 worth)

In Philadelphia, a real estate investor says a home he was scoping out came with an unadvertised surprise. A stairway booby-trapped with a swinging knife. To be fair, the real estate listing did say, “Open House Today: You Will Be Murdered.” --Stephen Colbert

Then, "Fox & Friends" asked the obvious follow-up: [“Fox & Friends” host] “Do you want to tell us what you got her?” [Trump clip] “Well, I better not get into that because I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much. I'll tell you what, she has done — I got her a beautiful card.” You're a billionaire! You got your wife a card?! Do you know what she puts up with? I think she's earned a shopping spree. I'm going to say, about $130,000 worth. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”