Tuesday, March 22, 2016

I’m right here, you idiots!

A new study has found Donald Trump speaks with the poorest grammar of any presidential candidate. Said Trump, “It’s actually the poorliest.” –Seth Meyers
Democratic National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz today denied accusations that she is taking sides in the primary election season, and said, “There is no shred of evidence to suggest that I’m favoring Hillary Clinton over Bernie Socialist — I mean Bernie Sanders.” –Seth Meyers
A Massachusetts man dressed as Waldo was escorted by police out of Boston’s South Station on Sunday for acting “very disorderly.” He apparently wouldn’t stop yelling, “I’m right here, you idiots!” –Seth Meyers
Starbucks announced today that they are introducing a new Caramelized Honey Frappuccino to their menu. And then your dentist announced he’s buying a new boat. –Seth Meyers

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