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new study has found Donald Trump speaks with the poorest grammar of any
presidential candidate. Said Trump, “It’s actually the poorliest.” –Seth Meyers
Democratic
National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz today denied accusations that
she is taking sides in the primary election season, and said, “There is no
shred of evidence to suggest that I’m favoring Hillary Clinton over Bernie
Socialist — I mean Bernie Sanders.” –Seth Meyers
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Massachusetts man dressed as Waldo was escorted by police out of Boston’s South
Station on Sunday for acting “very disorderly.” He apparently wouldn’t stop
yelling, “I’m right here, you idiots!” –Seth Meyers
Starbucks
announced today that they are introducing a new Caramelized Honey Frappuccino
to their menu. And then your dentist announced he’s buying a new boat. –Seth
Meyers
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