And every single one of them is a Democrat

Yesterday, Donald Trump welcomed his eighth grandchild. It was so sweet when Donald met him, he was like, “Welcome to the Elite Eight.” –Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump became a grandfather again yesterday. However, Trump says he won't visit his new grandson until he learns to speak English. –Jimmy Fallon

More than 47,000 people have signed a petition to allow guns at the Republican National Convention. And every single one of them is a Democrat. –Conan O’Brien

Ted Cruz is being accused of having affairs with five different women. And five different women are being accused of having terrible taste in men. –Conan O’Brien