According
to the Annual Happiness Report, do you know what the happiest country in the
world is? Denmark. Danish people are the happiest. Of course they're happy,
they have a pastry named after them. –Jimmy Kimmel
According
to the Annual Happiness Report the top 10 were Denmark, Switzerland, Iceland,
Norway, Finland, Canada, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Australia, and Sweden.
Basically all the countries represented in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit
edition. –Jimmy Kimmel
The
bad news for the leaders of both parties, both Clinton and Trump have a very
high unfavorability rating. Hillary is 53 percent unfavorable, Trump clocks in
at an extraordinary 63 percent unfavorable. Which, I think, like only Jared
from Subway has higher than that. –Jimmy Kimmel
This
election is going to be the political equivalent of having lunch at Panda
Express — nobody wins. –Jimmy Kimmel
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