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Thursday, March 17, 2016

Annual Happiness Report



According to the Annual Happiness Report, do you know what the happiest country in the world is? Denmark. Danish people are the happiest. Of course they're happy, they have a pastry named after them. –Jimmy Kimmel
According to the Annual Happiness Report the top 10 were Denmark, Switzerland, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Canada, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Australia, and Sweden. Basically all the countries represented in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. –Jimmy Kimmel
The bad news for the leaders of both parties, both Clinton and Trump have a very high unfavorability rating. Hillary is 53 percent unfavorable, Trump clocks in at an extraordinary 63 percent unfavorable. Which, I think, like only Jared from Subway has higher than that. –Jimmy Kimmel
This election is going to be the political equivalent of having lunch at Panda Express — nobody wins. –Jimmy Kimmel


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