You know something is wrong when... (please stop comparing us to...)

Scientists say new artificial intelligence is finally decoding the secret language of whales. The whale's most common request. Greg, please stop comparing us to Joy Behar. —Greg Gutfeld

The New York Times is reporting that Jeffrey Epstein left a suicide note in his cell. Some questioned its authenticity, however, because it said, quote, "I can't live in a world without Hillary being president.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Scott Ritter: Iran's Air Defense Wall Kills 2000 Israeli Drones & 40 Jets — Nothing Got Through

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Memphis Grizzlies (Dunks-Buzzer Beater)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

XBOX360: The Open Championship (Royal Birkdale)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Lawrence Wilkerson: Iran FIRES 900 Emad 4-TON Missiles—Israel's Last Shield DESTROY, Tel Aviv in DARKNESS, U.S. in PANIC

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”  

 

Terrifying Scene: Night Turns Day In Israel, Netanyahu Stunned,Special Alert Issued| John Measheimer

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

95% GONE — ISRAEL IS IN RUINS | Douglas Macgregor

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”  

 

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Los Angeles Lakers (Buzzer Beater)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Reps Massie & Luna Score HUGE WIN Over Glyphosate & Pesticide Company!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Alex Jones ENDS InfoWars With Final Broadcast!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Charlie Kirk Security Chief SUES Candace Owens & It’s Great For Candace!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: Candace DROPS THE HAMMER On Erika Kirk and TPUSA!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Lionel Nation: Candace Owens is INDESTRUCTIBLE: Enemies Attack … She Fights Back 10X HARDER!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

LBC: Why pulling US troops out of Germany goes beyond 'punishing' their leader | Simon Marks

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Lawrence Wilkerson: Iran FIRES 500 Zolfaghar 4-TON Missiles — Tel Aviv Power Grid WIPED OUT, Israel DESPAIRING

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”     

 

THE IDF IS FAILING — AND ISRAEL IS NEXT | Larry Johnson and Lawrence Wilkerson

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”      

 

Danny Haiphong: Trump Orders IMMINENT Strike, Iran's Retaliation FINISHES Gulf Oil | Patrick Henningsen

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”  

 

The Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin (1967)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Left Banke - Pretty Ballerina (1967)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

EELS Flyswatter (2000)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Blur - Song 2 (1997)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (1997)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Wet Leg - Chaise Longue | Glastonbury 2022

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Kills - Future Starts Slow (2011)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Attention! - Ace Face (2012)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Thirty Seconds To Mars - Stay (in the Live Lounge)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Kings Of Leon Dancing On My Own

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Grace Jones - Love Is The Drug (1980)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Blue Man Group w/ Venus Hum: I Feel Love

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Las Vegas Raiders

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Napolitano: COL. Lawrence Wilkerson : Iran’s New Friend

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”    

 

SHOCK: Iran Just CRUSHED Trump's Blockade and the Middle East Is Now on Fire | Lawrence Wilkerson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”  

 

Madden: Las Vegas Raiders vs New England Patriots (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hey, AI, can you start Monday? (which you could get in three sizes: poodle, doberman and JD Vance)

Jon Stewart replayed some footage from the chaos during the attack at the White House correspondents dinner, with clips of people grabbing bottles of alcohol for themselves and one man continuing to calmly eat his salad as Secret Service agents rushed to evacuate the president and thwart the attacker. “There have been times I have been very worried about artificial intelligence and whether or not it’s going to replace us. And then there are other times where I think, ‘Hey, AI, can you start Monday?’ —Jon Stewart

On the Daily Show, Josh Johnson also recapped the state visit from King Charles, the “the world’s oldest nepo baby” to Congress, because “even though our country is falling apart right now, it’s also our 250th birthday. So no matter how sad the party is going to be, our friends are still coming over. Then on the ride home they’ll be like: ‘She is a rough 250.’ —Josh Johnson

“Donald Trump desperately wants to be a king. We all know this. He loves pageantry and fanfare and putting his face and name on everything. His official store sells everything from Trump golf balls to Trump beer koozies to Trump pickleball paddles to Trump dog collars, which you could get in three sizes: poodle, doberman and JD Vance.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That's between me and the emergency room doctor (rambling morons)

Senator Lindsey Graham recently said that the bubble wand that he was photographed holding at Disney World was not his. When asked where it went, Graham said, “That's between me and the emergency room doctor.” —Greg Gutfeld

War Secretary Pete Hegseth was grilled for hours by rambling morons. Asked how he stayed so calm, he said he'd already survived a three-year tour of duty on Fox and Friends. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it's the same design used to construct Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows (but an ironing board beat her to it)

 Taylor Swift has filed to trademark her voice and likeness in order to protect against AI misuse. She also wanted to trademark her ass, but an ironing board beat her to it. —Greg Gutfeld

So, the White House says they now have federal approval to build a 250 foot arch in Washington DC. And according to the Army Corps of Engineers, it's the same design used to construct Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

One of the worst disasters to hit the U.S. (I took Prince Andrew's seat)

Earlier today, King Charles and Queen Camila paid a visit to New York City. To make them feel at home, none of us floss. —Greg Gutfeld

The White House held held a state dinner for the king and queen of England and I actually attended though they stuck me at the kids table. Yeah, I took Prince Andrew's seat. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Our citizens should know the urgent facts (acts of heroism at the White House correspondents dinner)

So, we're hearing more about acts of heroism at the White House correspondents dinner and it's pretty inspirational stuff. Brian Stelter used his body to shield a crabcake. Chuck Schumer attempted to bore the gunman to death. Kamala Harris escorted the bartender to safety. Bill Clinton offered to pat down any suspicious interns. Mitch McConnell stayed hidden in his shell and Joe Biden played dead. —Tom Shillue

A California woman escaped being kidnapped by texting 911 from a gas station bathroom. People are calling her brave for using a gas station bathroom. —Tom Shillue

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That will be your legacy, sir (this could be a game changer for Melania)

“President Trump has accomplished so much during his second term. He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir, breaking wind and passing gas.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Jokes aside, this was a big night for Trump. He absolutely loves being alongside the royals. And the idea that they have to kiss his ass is as bigly as it gets for him. The king, he laid it on thick. He came bearing exactly the kind of gift Trump loves to get, a big gold thing with his name on it. That would be a big golden bell, which Charles gifted the president at the state dinner. Unfortunately, the only bell Trump likes is the taco one. What if he starts wearing it? Jingling his way around the White House … could be a game changer for Melania at night! —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I haven’t seen this much black since every page of the Trump-Epstein files (I get why you think you’re Jesus)

Jimmy Kimmel then took the podium for his own alternative White House correspondents’ dinner roast, targeting the president and his minions. “We’ll get you all dressed up in formal wear, dresses, tuxedos. I haven’t seen this much black since every page of the Trump-Epstein files.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In the unfortunate event that our president has a medical emergency tonight, do we have a doctor in the house? I’m sorry. I mean, do we have a Jesus in the house? I always confuse them, too. I get why you think you’re Jesus. This guy, every time he walks into a room, people say, ‘Christ, he’s back.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Peter Gabriel Mercy Street (1986)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Slowdive - Machine Gun (1993)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

PGATour2K25: Zurich Classic of New Orleans (TPC Louisiana)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”