At
a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents
after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was
dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway. Proving once and
for all, the best way to keep everyone safe and sound is to build a wall around
Donald Trump. –Jimmy Fallon
On
Friday, a 112-year-old man was given the Guinness World Record for being the
world's oldest living man. When asked how he achieved the record, the man said,
“I jumped out and scared my older brother.” –Jimmy Fallon
A
town in Maine is facing pressure to rename a street called Katie's Crotch Road.
Lawmakers said that they understood people's concerns and announced the
street's new name: Linda's Crotch Road. –Jimmy Fallon
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