A
new report has found that super PACs supporting Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz have
spent over $7 million on ads trying to bring down Donald Trump, when they could
have just spent $500 on a wind machine. –Seth Meyers
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Catholic priest in Ireland has resigned after a video surfaced of him snorting
cocaine in a room decorated with Nazi memorabilia. He was also the first priest
to ever tell someone at confession, "Ah, I think I got you beat."
–Seth Meyers
NASA
is currently recruiting people for their rest studies program in which
participants will be paid $18,000 to spend 70 days in bed and smoke different
types of marijuana. But so far, they've only had 1 billion applicants. –Seth
Meyers
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