"Tonight in his speech,
President Bush introduced his plan for Social Security. His plan: take the
security part out of it." --Jay Leno
"Earlier tonight it was
President Bush's State of the Union address and it is always exciting to be
there. I don't care what you think, if you are Democrat or Republican it is
always an exciting event. President Bush was interrupted forty times by
applause and twice to look up a word in the dictionary." --David Letterman
"According to the folks at the
White House the federal budget deficit is now a whooping $427 billion dollars.
For a guy who quite drinking President Bush sure knows how to run up a
tab." --Craig Ferguson
Jon Stewart: "Finally, the
moment we've all been waiting for –- the official halfway point of the Bush
presidency."
President Bush: "I George Walker Bush do solemnly
swear…"
Stewart: "At which point 49 percent of the country also
solemnly swore."
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