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Sunday, May 31, 2020

NHL 20: Jimmy Dore Hat Trick vs Toronto Maple Leafs





I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Jimmy Dore: The Real Looting Of America CNN Won’t Show You. w/Chris Hedges



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Foreigner I Want to Know What Love Is (1995)



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Kills - Future Starts Slow (Live In Session, Radio 1)



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Krystal and Saagar: Obama advisor lays out DOOMSDAY scenario for Biden campaign



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Florida Panthers





I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Edmonton Oilers





I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

but they do allow a man to marry a woman with a slight mustache (what about his brother Wyo Ming)


July 2011

"Mitt Romney is so boring, he introduced his own fragrance called 'Unscented.'" –David Letterman

"It's Bastille Day, which is the day that Paul Revere rode through Paris warning the French." –David Letterman

"It looks like we'll begin to pay our debt to China. Last week, we returned Yao Ming. And what about his brother Wyo Ming." –David Letterman

"New York has legalized gay marriage, and if you brought a gift for Paul and myself, just leave it in the lobby. Utah will never approve gay marriage, but they do allow a man to marry a woman with a slight mustache." –David Letterman

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

When the Lord taketh a Weiner he giveth a Johnson (and that's just the dedication to his kids)


July 2011

"Ohio Congressman Bill Johnson said his Twitter account was hacked yesterday after an image of a naked man was posted on his page. When the Lord taketh a Weiner he giveth a Johnson." –Jimmy Fallon

"Spain’s running of the bulls is not nearly as scary as the U.S. event, the running of Sarah Palin." –Jimmy Fallon

"It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger is working on a memoir. Yeah, it's apparently over 500 pages long — and that's just the dedication to his kids." –Jimmy Fallon

"The Treasury Department is shifting from paper to electronic savings bonds next year. But don't worry — the electronic bonds will be just as worthless as the paper ones." –Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Jimmy Dore: Sunrise Movement Being Co-Opted By Biden Task Force



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Aaron Mate on Major Whistleblower Scandal Corporate Media is Burying



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Detroit Red Wings





I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Saturday, May 30, 2020

Top Ten Signs the United States Is Running Out of Money (his own limited edition baseball card)


July 2011

"I just read that George W. Bush is getting his own limited edition baseball card. You can tell it's Bush's card because eight years after you buy it, its value decreases $14 trillion." –Jimmy Fallon


David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs the United States Is Running Out of Money"

10. For $10,000, you get your face on the dollar
9. The White House now has a two-drink minimum 
8. There's a listing on eBay for North Dakota
7. Barack Obama sold his Nobel Prize to 'Cash4Gold' 
6. Americans now attempting to sneak into Mexico 
5. Renting Biden's house to backpacking German tourists
4. Costs $25 for each bag the president wants to check on Air Force One
3. John Boehner getting paid in beach bum tanning gift cards
2. Country is moving in with England until we get back on our feet
1. Applied for a $40 billion loan from Oprah

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



Sure, but it only takes one to break dance (Butch Cassidy and the Illegitimate Kid)


July 2011

"A lawmaker in California is pushing for 13 counties to break away and form a new state called South California. Meanwhile, residents are pushing for a more fitting name: 'North Mexico.'" –Jimmy Fallon 

"While criticizing President Obama over debt talks, John Boehner said quote, 'It takes two to tango.' Then Joe Biden was like, 'Sure, but it only takes one to break dance.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today he's going back to the thing he does best. No, not that thing; the other thing. He's going to star in a new Western. I think it's called 'Butch Cassidy and the Illegitimate Kid.' 'Somebody has to clean up this town. Who's going to clean it up? Where's the maid?'" –Craig Ferguson

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Talk about a rush to judgment (hacking into the phone calls of Eskimos)


July 2011

"Michele Bachmann and her husband run this institution where they try to 'pray away the gay.' They want gay guys to think outside the bun." –Jay Leno

"It was so hot in the United Kingdom that Rupert Murdoch was hacking into the phone calls of Eskimos." –Jay Leno

"The FBI is investigating after a stun gun was found on a flight to Newark, New Jersey. They think a passenger planned to use the stun gun on himself when he realized he was on a flight to Newark, New Jersey." –Jay Leno

"Hitler's birthplace in Austria has revoked his honorary citizenship. Talk about a rush to judgment." –Jay Leno

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


A third of Americans are now half of Americans (Pine-sol now comes in prescription strength)


People are going outside again. Americans, they want to do the right thing but if someone taps a keg and cranks up the Lynyrd Skynyrd all bets are off. —Bill Maher

But you can't blame people for wanting to get out there. The Census Bureau is now reporting that a third of Americans are showing signs of anxiety and clinical depression and they've gained weight. A third of Americans are now half of Americans. —Bill Maher

Our governor says we’ll know in a week if we can reopen our gyms and I hope that this is the case. Because Californians, we miss our gyms. Not to work out so much the staring at yourself in the mirror part. —Bill Maher

Donald Trump has said he has quit taking hydroxychloroquine. But there’s no word on whether he’s going to give up the idea to imbibe household disinfectants. I tell you something, his fans haven’t. Pine-sol now comes in prescription strength. —Bill Maher

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the MODERN LOVERS "Roadrunner" 1972



“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL 20: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Dallas Stars





I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.