At this rate in two weeks she'll be calling herself toots (trying to steal his bowl of mice)

James Carville attacked Merrick Garland for not rushing to to prosecute Trump, then he attacked a mongoose that was trying to steal his bowl of mice. —Greg Gutfeld

As wokeness dies off AOC removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio and changed representative to congresswoman. At this rate in two weeks she'll be calling herself toots. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hey, is that EMT single, because I am (Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy)

“President Trump is thrilled to have this opportunity to appoint someone to the Supreme Court. A source close to him revealed that Trump has been ‘salivating’ to nominate a replacement — so get ready for Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy.” —Stephen Colbert

 “Supreme court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, died on Friday evening from complications of cancer at 87. Ginsburg led a pioneering life as a lawyer, a judge, and an advocate for gender equality and was known for her tenacity, as only the second woman ever appointed to the supreme court. But national mourning over Ginsburg’s death was quickly overshadowed by political maneuvering, as the Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, who in 2016 opposed confirming Barack Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the supreme court during an election year, released a statement just hours after Ginsburg’s death saying: ‘President Trump’s nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate.’ He couldn’t even wait until the morning. That’s like a husband rushing to the scene of the accident and going, ‘No, not my wife! Hey, is that EMT single, because I am.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car (a man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it)

“Donald Trump teased a possible arrest for campaign finance violations that’s still pending a grand jury decision on charges. It could happen at any moment or, knowing Trump’s luck, maybe never. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Merrick Garland just put himself in jail, it just seems easier.” —Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump, the man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it. ” —John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

“I love that Trump is running for office and from the law at the same time. How great is that? He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car.” — John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If it makes you feel any better, Marco, we did.

Donald Trump won yesterday’s Republican primaries in Florida, Illinois, and North Carolina. Trump did especially well with white males, Caucasian men, and non-women of no color. –Seth Meyers

While announcing last night that he is dropping out, Marco Rubio told supporters, “We should have seen this coming.” If it makes you feel any better, Marco, we did. –Seth Meyers

President Obama announced today that he is nominating Washington, D.C. Circuit Court Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. “I can’t win anything this week!” screamed JoJo from The Bachelor. –Seth Meyers