Now you can do to avocados what Donald Trump did to Jeb Bush's spirit

Ladies and gentlemen, I know why you're excited! It's because today is International Women's Day. A day when we celebrate all the international women Donald Trump has married. –James Corden

I'm not sure who would buy a Ted Cruz yoga mat. But they're a real thing. They're American made. Unlike Ted himself. –Jimmy Kimmel

All the candidates have merchandise for sale. Even the candidates who've dropped out. Jeb Bush has the “Guaca Bowle.” This is a guacamole bowl with Jeb's logo on it. Now you can do to avocados what Donald Trump did to Jeb Bush's spirit. –Jimmy Kimmel

Rand Paul has been gone for quite a while, but his campaign store is still open, which means there's still time to get a pair of Rand Paul freedom socks. –Jimmy Kimmel