A
new poll found that the majority of millennials would vote for Hillary Clinton
over Donald Trump. Then millennials found out you can't vote by texting and
said, "Never mind!" –Jimmy Fallon
A
Donald Trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to fog. At
one point the fog was so thick, Trump supporters couldn’t even see who they
were punching. –Jimmy Fallon
Over
the weekend, Hillary was endorsed by a California leader of the KKK, Will
Quigg, because he believes she will do the exact opposite of what she promises
and that she's an "undercover Hitler." That makes me think three
things. 1) She's not. 2) She's definitely not. And 3) "Undercover
Hitler" sounds like the worst spin-off of "Undercover Boss."
–James Corden
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