In
Orange County, a college student ate In-N-Out for 30 straight days and only
gained two pounds. That’s right, he went from 398 to 400. –Conan O’Brien
With
only five months to go before the Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazilian
organizers are having a lot of trouble selling tickets. Not helping is their
promotional offer: "Your Second Bout of Zika Is Free." –Conan O’Brien
It
was a critical Super Tuesday for the Republican Party. Donald Trump won seven
states. Of course, the seven states that Donald Trump won were shock, denial,
guilt, anger, bargaining, depression, and Alabama. –James Corden
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