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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated



As of a couple of hours ago, Donald Trump hasn't tweeted about his new grandson. He's waiting to see the birth certificate. He's nothing if not fair. –Jimmy Kimmel
Due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app Tinder. But remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. –Seth Meyers
A 93-year-old World War II veteran is making headlines for his plans to travel to Australia to reunite with his war-time girlfriend after 70 years apart. The man says he's excited to see the land down under, and Australia. –Seth Meyers
Singer R. Kelly has come forward to defend Bill Cosby. So that ought to clear Bill's name! There we go! That was a call from Bill's lawyer that was one of those good news/bad news things. –Seth Meyers


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