"In the wake of a successful
Iraqi elections President Bush's job approval rating has jumped up to 57% or,
as high school teachers call it, an F." --Tina Fey
"President Bush, bless his
heart, is trying to cut the federal budget. Do you know what it is? Two and a
half trillion dollars! And he's trying to cut wherever he can. As a matter of
fact he is going to try and get rid of unnecessary White House employees. So
apparently he is resigning." --David Letterman
"According to a new poll only
44% of Americans approve of President Bush's new plans for Social Security.
44%, or as Bush calls that, a mandate." --Jay Leno
"The president submitted his
annual budget -- $2.5 trillion. Don't kid yourself with this George W. Bush.
This guy is sneaky, this guy is cunning, this guy is shrewd. He budgeted the
upcoming invasion into Iran under office supplies." --David Letterman
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