Guilty!

Donald Trump said yesterday that a lot of politicians who say they're against him in public are secretly supporting his campaign. Or as Hillary Clinton put it, “Guilty!” –Jimmy Fallon

An editor for The Washington Post says that Donald Trump actually hit on her after she asked him a question. To be fair, the question was, "What do you consider torture?" The answer: "Going on a date with me?" –Jimmy Fallon

There's a website called VoteTrumpGetDumped.com that's asking women not to sleep with Trump supporters. Or as Melania put it, “What is name of this site again?” –Jimmy Fallon

Sarah Palin just signed a deal to act as a judge on a new reality court TV show. Sarah said she just wants to get a little legal experience before Trump nominates her to the Supreme Court. –Jimmy Fallon