One slip of the knife and your elite eight becomes a final four

This weekend was Daylight Savings Time and we all lost an hour of our lives. Plus, I watched the Republican debate so I actually lost three hours of my life. –James Corden

A vasectomy is not something you want to get at the busiest time of the year. It's not an iPhone. It's an unnecessary surgery on the most delicate part of your body. You know if they screw it up, there's no amount of basketball games that's going to make it OK. One slip of the knife and your elite eight becomes a final four. –James Corden

Trump University did not make it this year. Apparently the NCAA has these really strict rules that say the college can't be a made-up Ponzi scheme. –James Corden