An
analysis of Google shows that searches related to the phrase "How can I
move to Canada" spiked last night about 350 percent. Americans always
threaten to move to Canada when a reality show host endorsed by the KKK becomes
the Republican nominee. –James Corden
The
biggest story yesterday wasn't about Trump or Clinton victories. It was Chris
Christie's face during Donald Trump's victory speech. He looks like he had
amnesia for a week and just remembered who Donald Trump was. –James Corden
Chris
Christie flew all the way to Florida to stand behind Donald Trump supporting
him. Throughout the speech, he looks genuinely miserable. He looks like he saw
the bottom of a supposedly bottomless pasta bowl at Olive Garden. He looks as
though someone just told him butterscotch causes cancer. –Jimmy Kimmel
Following
his seven-state win in yesterday’s Super Tuesday primary elections, Donald
Trump said during his victory speech that he is a “unifier.” Then he turned to
Chris Christie and said, “Right, idiot?” –Seth Meyers
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