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Thursday, March 3, 2016

He looks as though someone just told him butterscotch causes cancer



An analysis of Google shows that searches related to the phrase "How can I move to Canada" spiked last night about 350 percent. Americans always threaten to move to Canada when a reality show host endorsed by the KKK becomes the Republican nominee. –James Corden
The biggest story yesterday wasn't about Trump or Clinton victories. It was Chris Christie's face during Donald Trump's victory speech. He looks like he had amnesia for a week and just remembered who Donald Trump was. –James Corden
Chris Christie flew all the way to Florida to stand behind Donald Trump supporting him. Throughout the speech, he looks genuinely miserable. He looks like he saw the bottom of a supposedly bottomless pasta bowl at Olive Garden. He looks as though someone just told him butterscotch causes cancer. –Jimmy Kimmel
Following his seven-state win in yesterday’s Super Tuesday primary elections, Donald Trump said during his victory speech that he is a “unifier.” Then he turned to Chris Christie and said, “Right, idiot?” –Seth Meyers


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