The
hacking group “Anonymous” has apparently declared war against Donald Trump. Of
course, hacking him shouldn’t be hard, because if there's anyone who just uses
their name as their password, it's Donald Trump. –Jimmy Fallon
Ted
Cruz was just featured in Us Weekly’s “25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me”
column. And on the list he revealed that he was once bitten by an octopus at
the beach and got “terribly ill.” Then the octopus said, “Yeah, it took me a
while to recover, too.” –Jimmy Fallon
John
Kasich, fresh off his win in the Ohio primary, said that if you can't win Ohio,
you can't be president. Then George Washington said, “What the hell is 'Ohio'?”
–Jimmy Fallon
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