Yesterday,
an anti-Trump super PAC tweeted a nude photo of Melania Trump, asking if this
should be the first lady. The response was an overwhelming "Hell no, she
should be president!" –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday,
Donald Trump threatened to reveal a terrible secret about Ted Cruz’s wife.
Apparently Trump has some damning video of her marrying Ted Cruz. –Conan
O’Brien
In
Florida, an Anheuser-Busch truck collided with a Frito-Lay truck, spilling beer
and chips all over the highway. Of course in Florida they call that an
"Easter miracle." –Conan O’Brien
At
the Arizona primary yesterday, Republican voters had to wait as long as five
hours. People in Arizona were furious and said, "That’s time I could have
spent deporting my gardener." –Conan O’Brien
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