Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Majority Report: Bernie Sanders CRACKS UP Because Trump Said 'Nobody Knew Healthcare Could Be So Complicated'

Humanist Report: Joe Manchin Trashes Bernie Sanders at Town Hall, Constituents Call Him Out

Jimmy Dore: DNC Treasurer Unwittingly Reveals Real Mission - BIG MONEY!

Secular Talk: Dad Of Slain Navy SEAL In Botched Raid Wants An Investigation

Secular Talk: Stop Trying To Rehabilitate George W. Bush's Image

George W. Bush SLAMS Trump, Demands Russia Answers

Jimmy Dore: Are Town Hall Protests Real Or Funded By Activists?

Jimmy Dore: Bernie's Predicted Hillary's Loss In 2015

JOKES: providing more evidence that straight women have fewer orgasms than men during sex

A new study has been published providing more evidence that straight women have fewer orgasms than men during sex. Still no word why that study was stuck on my fridge. –Seth Meyers
A new study suggests that not all psychopaths are bad. “Thank you,” said people who pour the milk in before the cereal. –Seth Meyers
President Trump said today that he is going to “save people” from Obamacare. Kinda like how that iceberg “rescued” the Titanic from having to go to New York. –Seth Meyers

JOKES: Yet another embarrassing defeat for perennial loser Ryan Gosling

It was the weirdest TV finale since “Lost.” As I’m sure you’ve heard, “La La Land” was simultaneously somehow the biggest winner and loser last night. You know it’s a strange night when the word “envelope” is trending on Twitter. –Jimmy Kimmel
“Moonlight” won the Oscar for Best Picture last night after the award was mistakenly presented to “La La Land” due to an envelope mix-up. Yet another embarrassing defeat for perennial loser Ryan Gosling. –Seth Meyers

JOKES: I'd rather be invading Baghdad (Wait, I’m not dead)

During the “In Memoriam” segment they accidentally showed the picture of a woman who is still alive, an Australian producer named Jan Chapman. Which in a way is a much bigger story than “La La Land.” Sure, it’s bad to think you have won Best Picture when you didn’t. But how about being told you’re dead when you’re not? –James Corden
This would send me into a deep existential funk. I would be like, “Wait, I’m not dead. But am I truly living?” –James Corden
The Oscars went very well. We were chugging along. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, it turned into one of those Maury Povich paternity test shows. –Jimmy Kimmel

JOKES: Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars (Muslim Wields Heavy Blunt Object)

Last night, Mahershala Ali became the first Muslim actor to win an Oscar. Or as the Trump White House reported it, “Muslim Wields Heavy Blunt Object.” –Jimmy Fallon
As I’m sure you know, “La La Land” was announced the winner of Best Picture, before it was revealed that there was a mix-up with the envelopes, and “Moonlight” was the actual winner. When this happened I bet Hillary Clinton was like, “Yeah, welcome to my world.” –James Corden
Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars. –James Corden

JOKES: The White House says there’s a perfectly good reason why he did it (Nobody knows what they’re doing)

I thought Jimmy Kimmel did a great job hosting the Oscars — congrats to Jimmy, he’s always good. But did you see what happened at the end? Yeah, the producers of “La La Land” went up on stage after the movie was named Best Picture — then it was announced that they actually lost to “Moonlight.” And today, they joined a support group with the Atlanta Falcons and Hillary Clinton. –Jimmy Fallon
On Friday, CNN, The New York Times, and BuzzFeed were blocked from participating in a media briefing with White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. CNN called it “unacceptable,” the Times called it “outrageous,” and BuzzFeed called it “one of the top seven things Trump did today that will blow your mind.” –Jimmy Fallon
Over the weekend, Vice President Mike Pence tweeted his support for Israel, but accidentally used an emoji of the Nicaraguan flag instead of the Israeli flag. The White House says there’s a perfectly good reason why he did it: Nobody knows what they’re doing. –Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Dore: Howard Dean's Bernie Remarks Show He Is Everything He Once Fought

Jimmy Dore: Howard Dean Fully Corrupted By Money

Jimmy Dore: Superdelegate Howard Dean Subverts Democracy & Brags About It On Twitter

Jimmy Dore: Howard Dean Can't Lie Fast Enough To Cover A Truth He Let Slip

Jimmy Dore: Howard Dean Blames Millennials For Democratic Losses, Praises Pelosi

Jimmy Dore: Chuck Todd Calls Bernie 'Small' Then Immediately Flips The Script

Jimmy Dore: DNC Boss Viciously Attacks Bernie By Saying He's Like Trump

Jimmy Dore: Maddow Misinforms For Hillary! Ignores Clinton Role In Passing NAFTA From Debate Fact Check

Jimmy Dore: Chuck Todd Takes False Equivalence To A New Low

Secular Talk: POLL: America Wants Bernie Back

Young Turks: Hillary Clinton's Bad Poll Numbers No Biggy For Media

Jimmy Dore: Bernie Sanders Schools Clueless News Anchor On Why Hillary Clinton Lost

Jimmy Dore: Democratic Party Has No Earthly Idea Why Hillary Clinton Lost

Jimmy Dore: Donald Trump Defeats Hillary Clinton -- Why She Lost & What's Next?

Jimmy Dore: Lefty Journos Join Hillary In Destroying America Except For A Brave Few

Jimmy Dore: Senate Dem's Admit They'd Rather Court Republican Voters Instead Of Dems

Jimmy Dore: Hillary Abandons Progressives, Sets Sights On Disgruntled Republicans

Jimmy Dore: Obama's Cowardly Answer To Colin Kaepernick Is Beyond Disappointing

Jimmy Dore: PROOF Obama Is Covering Hillary's Corruption & It's Not Helping.

Jimmy Dore: Hillary Embraces War Criminal John Negroponte-Liberals FREAK OUT!

Jimmy Dore: Liberal Elites Rip Hillary Over Embrace Of Warmongers

Jimmy Dore: Leaked Colin Powell Emails Shows Hillary's True Character

Jimmy Dore: 'I'd Do It Again' Says Delusional War Criminal Tony Blair

Jimmy Dore: New Report Finds Tony Blair Schemed With Bush To Invade Iraq

Jimmy Dore: George W Bush Clowns Around During Dallas Police Memorial

Jimmy Dore: DNC Omits Keith Ellison From List Of Party Officials



GEORGE W BUSH ATTACKS TRUMP ON RUSSIA: Bush Once Looked Into Putin's Soul, Found Honesty

Paul Ryan Is Raising Tons Of Money By Threatening Your Healthcare Coverage

Trump Administration Is Checking Staffers’ Phones To Find Leakers

Rick Santorum Says People With Pre-Existing Conditions Are “Scammers” Stealing Our Healthcare

Democracy Now!: Keith Ellison Loses DNC Chair Race After Smear Campaign

SHOCK: Trump White House Asks FBI to Lie About Russia, FBI Says No

Young Turks: Fallen Navy Seal's Father Wants Trump's "Stupid Mission" Investigated

Young Turks: Trump's "No More Leaks!" Meeting IMMEDIATELY Leaked

Young Turks: Trump: Nobody Knew Healthcare Could Be So Complicated!

Young Turks: DNC Trying To Hide Who Voted Against Ellison