Or as worthless as a Romney 2012 poster

Mitt Romney also said Trump's promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. Then Trump said, "Or as worthless as a Romney 2012 poster." –Jimmy Fallon

The Defense Department is inviting hackers to test its cyber security in a new program called "Hack the Pentagon." Which will be followed by another new program called "OK, Please Stop Hacking Us. It's Not Funny Anymore.” –Jimmy Fallon

It’s being reported that the Democrats have a plan to "shatter the Republican Party." When he heard, Donald Trump said, "Beat you to it!" –Conan O’Brien

A marijuana activist group is planning a protest at the White House on April 2. They’re expected to show up around May 9. –Conan O’Brien