I didn't know Downton Abbey had a pimp (This was in no way my last stand)

And you know, when Trump first heard about the arrest, he was furious to find out that the FBI hadn't also been shut down. Meyers as Trump, “What? I thought there were no laws during the shutdown, like in that movie "The Purge." --Seth Meyers

Also, if Trump had to tell people it wasn't a concession, then it was definitely a concession, like that time Custer wrote home from Little Bighorn, "This was in no way my last stand." --Seth Meyers

Do you remember Roger Stone’s outfit at Trump’s inauguration? I didn't know Downton Abbey had a pimp. Robert Mueller arrested him on seven counts of perjury and five counts of looking like Teddy Roosevelt's deadbeat dad. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I’m thrilled

Donald Trump said he’s "not happy" about being compared to Hitler. He said, "I’m thrilled." –Conan O’Brien

Sunday night was the series finale of "Downton Abbey." But don’t worry, if you still want to hear a bunch of rich white people talking like it’s the 1920s, tune in to the next Republican debate. –Conan O’Brien

ABC announced that the "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" will now feature a more diverse cast. They’re going to add a contestant who has read a book. –Conan O’Brien