"Bill Clinton said it
is now recognized that he and Al Gore were right about global warming. Get the
feeling right now Gore is going, 'We?' The only thing Clinton thought was hot
back in the '90s was Paula Jones." --Jay Leno
"Here's the latest
deal on the Hurricane Katrina/FEMA situation. FEMA's relief funds, $1.2
billion, were spent on things like a divorce, a sex change. Does this make you
angry? Are you angry because you had to pay for your own divorce and your own
sex change?" --David Letterman
"$1.4 billion in
hurricane relief was spent on booze, was spent on vacations, spent on hookers.
Well apparently, some of the folks down there got blown more than once."
--David Letterman
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