"As you know, today
was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all
across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or,
as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days." --Jay Leno
"When President Bush
was in New Orleans, he said 'We pray there is no hurricane coming this year.'
This is what we call faith-based disaster planning." --Jay Leno
"The big drink at the
White House Correspondents' dinner this year is something called the Cheney
Shot. Have you all had the Cheney shot? The bartender pours you a shot of Wild
Turkey and then throws it in your face." --Jay Leno
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