"Karl Rove, making
his fifth grand jury appearance, his fifth grand jury appearance! One more and
he gets to bang the gavel." --Jon Stewart
"Mayor Ray 'Chocolate
City' Nagin couldn't pull in enough of the vote in New Orleans to prevent a
runoff. If he hopes to hold on to his office, [he] will have to make inroads
into what he's calling some serious vanilla." --Jon Stewart
"Osama bin Laden fell
surprisingly short in his latest tape, in which he discussed realigning
percentages of Muslim representation on the U.N. Security Council and made some
funding proposals for the Hamas regime in the Palestinian Territory. You know,
I think Osama's jumped the sheik on this latest tape. Osama, keep your eye on
the prize. Leave the Excel spreadsheets to the financial guys. You can't
PowerPoint your way to jihad." --Jon Stewart
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