"The White House said
that President Bush actually can speak Spanish, but not very well. In other
words, about the same as English." --David Letterman
"President Bush
celebrated Cinco de Mayo a day early today. He would normally do it tomorrow,
but Friday is his day off." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Former Secretary of
State Madeline Albright said North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il is, quote, 'a
pervert.' When Kim Jong Il heard that, he said tell her to say it again slowly
while licking her lips." --Conan O'Brien
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