"CBS announced that
this season of 'Survivor,' the teams will be divided by race. CBS said they got
the idea from the Third Reich." --Conan O'Brien
"Last weekend Rush
Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra. So
apparently, Dick Cheney isn't the only Republican who's locked and
loaded." --David Letterman
"Condoleezza Rice,
secretary of state, is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Most
popular member of the Bush administration? That's like being MVP of the
Knicks." --David Letterman
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