when Hillary gambles, it involves national security (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance)

If any of these jokes sound old, it’s because Michelle Obama used them in 2008. –Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort said today that Melania's speech was similar to Michelle Obama's because they must feel the same way about their families. Then Melania said, "Yes, especially my daughters, Sasha and Malia." –Jimmy Fallon

Of course, the convention’s going all week. And I saw that it actually has a different theme each night. That’s right, the themes are “Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.” –Jimmy Fallon

Hillary was actually campaigning in Las Vegas today. Which is crazy, 'cuz usually when Hillary gambles, it involves national security. –Jimmy Fallon