"Whatever the
congressman was on, it's just nice to see a lawmaker under the influence of
something besides a lobbyist." --Bill Maher
"Porter Goss the head
of the CIA resigned suddenly amid rumors that it has something to do with a
floating party that's been going on at the Watergate hotel for years, which
involves congressman, lobbyists, defense contractors, and hookers. This is why
you don't want your daughter to grow up to be a hooker -- she might fall in
with a bad crowd." --Bill Maher
"In all fairness, we
don't know if any of this might be true, but it might be true because Porter
Goss's resignation letter cited a burdensome workload, wanting to spend more
time with his family, and the fact that it's hard out there for pimp."
--Bill Maher
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