"Karl Rove's new
talking point for the Republicans is that the terrorists are like the Nazis,
and anyone against the Iraq War is like the appeasers before World War II. If
that doesn't work they're going to use Bush's analogy, where bin Laden is a
Klingon and he's Captain Kirk." --Bill Maher
"Saddam Hussein ended
his hunger strike after just one missed meal. I think he finally realized a
hunger strike only works if people don't want you to die." --Jay Leno
"Anna Nicole Smith
won her case in front of the Supreme Court. I think this is the first time that
a bunch of old guys have given her something and lived to tell about it."
--Jay Leno
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