"Talk about an
ordeal. Yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy was on an aircraft up here in the
northeast and it was hit by lightning. They landed, luckily no one was hurt.
But then he had to ride home from the airport with his son Patrick."
--David Letterman
George W. Bush, “America
needs to conduct this debate on immigration in a reasoned and respectful tone.
We cannot build a unified country by inciting people to anger or playing on
anyone's fears.
Jon Stewart,
"That's what terrorism and gay people are for."
"6,000 guardsmen
deployed to the border. The guard, of course, terribly strapped, with so many
of its members deployed to Iraq. Boy, I don't know what gave the guys who
signed up for the National Guard the impression you can just join it and not
have to do any work [on screen: a photo of Pres. Bush from his National Guard
days.]" --Jon Stewart
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