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Friday, July 22, 2016

President Bush's 'No Millionaire Left Behind' program (my phone sex bill)



"According to Secret Service logs, convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff was at the White House only two times in the past fives years. Of course, the real question is: was it the same two times that President Bush was there?" --Tina Fey

"If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill." --David Letterman

 "The House of Representatives passed the $70 billion tax cut capital gains and it's all part of President Bush's 'No Millionaire Left Behind' program." --David Letterman

"There's a guy in Washington, D.C. and he's searching through garbage and he finds a copy of President Bush's travel plans. Why don't we put this guy in charge of looking for bin Laden?" --David Letterman



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