"At a joint press
conference with President Bush, German Chancellor Angela Merkel called for a
'de-escalation of Mid-East violence.' Later, Bush called for both sides to
'de-angrify' and 'de-hurt' each other." -Conan O'Brien
"You know anything
about this Ann Coulter? She's some kind of commentator or political thing. She
goes around yacking and she got herself into a lot of trouble. She has made
some crazy statements about 9/11, and coincidentally Al Gore has produced a new
documentary all about Ann Coulter. I believe it's called an 'Inconvenient
Bitch.'" --David Letterman
"Speaking of
Congress, the other day -- very quietly -- they voted themselves a $3,300 pay
raise. Why not? Job well done. A lot of added expenses this year: legal fees,
criminal defense lawyers." --Jay Leno
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