"The director of the
CIA, Porter Goss, resigned, surprisingly. I guess on Friday he resigned. He
said he wanted to spent more time giving bad intelligence to his family."
--David Letterman
[On Bush saying Porter
Goss 'led ably'] "Ouch. That guy must have sucked. I mean for god sakes,
Mike Brown drowned New Orleans and he got 'heckuva job.' George Tenet thought
WMDs were a slam dunk. He got the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Led ably? I
think the last guy who was said to have led ably was Gary Cherone when he took
over Van Halen. You do not want to be the poor man's Sammy Hagar." --Jon
Stewart
"It's sad, really. I
mean, I remember a time when the CIA would assassinate heads of state, install
"puppet governments. If you wanted a coup, they were number one on your
speed dial. Now days, most mental patients don't even think the CIA are the
ones who put microchips in their brain. Don't think they can pull it off. Now
they blame professional hockey. It's just embarrassing" --Daily Show
correspondent Samantha Bee
No comments:
Post a Comment