"Earlier today at a
press conference, President Bush said that Spanish-speaking immigrants should
learn to sing the national anthem in English. That's what he said, yeah. The president
said it's only fair since he learned all the words to the Macarena."
--Conan O'Brien
"Hey, are you ready
for the big immigration walk-out on Monday? Or, as Wal-Mart is calling it,
self-service day." --Jay Leno
The latest video tape of Osama
bin Laden said that the Bush administration is evil, it made excuses to attack
Iraq, and it is obsessed with Mideast oil. So basically Osama has the same
platform as Hillary." --Jay Leno
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