Sunday, July 24, 2016

The first step, tax cuts for all birds (It's just springtime)

"Mexican President Vicente Fox changed his mind and announced he will not sign a bill legalizing cocaine, heroin and marijuana. He's worried about too many Americans illegally crossing his borders." --Jay Leno

"President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'" --Jay Leno

"The Bush administration also issued their recommendation for dealing with the bird flu. The first step, tax cuts for all birds." --Jay Leno

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