"In his speech, he
outlined a plan to start patrolling the U.S.-Mexican border using members of
the National Guard. He said this will give us the most secure border in the
world one weekend a month and two full weeks in the summer. This will replace
our old method of border control: the honor system." --Jay Leno
"On Thursday, the
president will follow up his speech by going to the Arizona border, which is
historic. It will be the first time Bush has actually ever shown up with a
National Guard unit." --Jay Leno
"It's about as low as
you can go without getting caught in a Port-O-John with George Michael."
--Jimmy Kimmel, on Bush's low approval rating
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