"At a press
conference, President Bush introduced his new press secretary Tony Snow, and
the president said, this is a quote, 'His job is to help explain my decisions
to the American people.' Yeah, then Bush turned to Snow and said, 'Good luck,
you poor bastard.'" --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush has
picked FOX newsman Tony Snow to be his press secretary. Snow once said that
President Bush was an embarrassment, a leader who has lost control of the
federal budget, and the architect of a listless domestic policy. Good thing for
Snow Bush doesn't read the newspapers." --Jay Leno
"Republicans in
Congress are now demanding that President Bush investigate whether the oil
companies are engaged in price gouging. Putting the White House in charge of
investigating oil companies. That's like putting Dick Cheney in charge of gun
safety." --Jay Leno
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