Aviation
companies claim a newly developed virtual reality headset will actually help
pilots fly in poor visibility and land in difficult conditions. So if you’re
boarding your next flight and you see the pilot putting a giant box over his
head, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight! “It’s like I’m REALLY
flying!” “You ARE flying. Pay attention!” –Jimmy Fallon
One
of the things I've been enjoying most about the convention, almost everyone
refers to him as Donald J. Trump, like there's another one running around. But
I've thoroughly enjoyed everyone saying it. The "J" is a big thing.
And a lot of people don't realize, the "J" stands for Jamal. –Jimmy
Kimmel
The
most unusual comments were made by former Trump rival Dr. Ben Carson. Speaking
with the authority of a brain surgeon that had performed a lobotomy on himself,
he said Lucifer is Hillary’s top running mate. That's how you feel the Bern.
–Jimmy Kimmel
A
good thing they have a doctor there because some members of the convention
contracted the norovirus, losing bowel control. It’s basically what happened to
Chris Christie after walking off stage when he endorsed Trump. –Jimmy Kimmel
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